PENIS FORESKIN???

HYSTERICAL!!!!!

Just taking a break from phone calls and decorating..  My Mom called and filled me in on how my sister is forever critisizing everything I do and I know she does because she tries to do the same to me but in a much less bitchy way so I know how she is.  Today her bitch is that I spend my money on junk for the kids and too much stuff for "lit'l one" and that I'm letting my car fall apart, none of which is true.  Unlike her I chose to take my money and actually pay my bills and even after spending nearly all of my cash I'm still a month behind.  She said, "I thought you zeroed out your bills."  I said, "In as much as I could, getting them paid to where I'm only a month behind is zeroing them out to me."  When I get sick of her bullshit I call her Suze Orman.  And ya' know, if she had her finances in order I might listen but she doesn't.  She has two homes and that property because of the sweat of my parents, who, she owes over $125k to, just FYI.  And as far as my car is concerned.  Months ago my sister's husband told me that I needed to get my tires rotated before the snow falls.  I'm like, "I will."  Well I didn't and my sister mentioned it to me again and told me that her husband is really upset because I travel with "lit'l one" in my vehicle and he likes that little guy.  First of all, I don't jump when her husband tells me I should do something and I NEVER will!  Second, my vehicle is fine.  I have an appt. for Monday to get the tires rotated and to have that computer analysis done on it because the "check engine" light came on yesterday.  The mechanic said not to worry, it's probably just the gas cap, which apparently is some kind of issue in newer cars.  He said if it starts flashing then I'll have problems.  I got my oil changed today and my vehicle, again, is fine.  My sister's husband is pissed because when I got a $2000 check I didn't immediately get my tires rotated.  Well call me fucking stupid but I'm thinking rent, utilities, food, clothing, gas, insurance are all a little more important than rotating tires and when you immediately take the $800 off the top that I owed my Mom.. Hhhhmmm... How much does that leave for the neccessities of living let alone rotating of tires???  I'm so pissed right now I don't even want to speak to my sister but of course, no sooner had I gotten off the phone with my Mom then she called.  I was short, very short and I'm quite certain she knew I was pissed but she never ever even attempts to open that can of whoop ass because she knows I will come unglued.  Her other bitch of the day was that my Mom is spending Christmas Eve at my house and then Christmas day.  My Mother was under the impression that my sister was working Christmas, she works every other fucking holiday so now my sister feels slighted and she says to me, "Well, I have Christmas and the next 2 days after that off so I'll be here for Christmas... Uh, how long is Mother staying at your house on Christmas day?"  I'm like, "I have no idea, I guess until she wants to go home."  My sister says, "Oh.. Well, if she wants to see me on Christmas I'll be here."  What fucking ever!  Ya' know whatever happened to the whole family getting together for the holidays???  When I lived in Idaho my sister there and her husband spent every holiday with us.  My sister here, her husband goes nowhere, he expects everyone to come to him but only for a certain amount of time and only when he says so.  It's total bullshit..  Anyway.  I'll probably be back on later for some more bitching because I have lots of decorating to do yet but I just really needed to get this off my chest.

Oh, and before I forget.  Take some pics of your fighter and post them here so I can see and of those other two fighters.  I'm going to check into who these guys are.
Back later.
BFF