GREETINGS FROM THE XANAX BITCH!

Dear Carol,
Holy hell, talk about adverse effects!!!  You thought I was a bitch before???  This Xanax is turning me into Satan himself!  My sister of course was the first to notice.. I haven't been putting up with her shit.  She wants me to go to the doc pronto, which, if I could I would but not this weekend, sorry, he's not in, he's only in on Wednesdays.  I thought about stopping all the meds he gave me except for the Cymbalta which I've been on for almost 2 yrs. now but apparently you can't just stop meds all of the sudden so I guess it's a weekend at Lucifer's Palace, wanna' come over???

I'm sorry you feel like dead man walking.  That totally blows.  Have you thought about getting a second opinion because I seriously think if you're coughing up liquids n' gunk there's something going on with your lungs.

My "Princess" has to have an ulta sound done on Monday.  She has excess fluid in her pelvis.  WTF??  And the doc thinks she may have an enlarged cyst on her ovary.  She's had enlarged cysts before so I'm hoping it's only that.  You know how paranoid I am about the whole cancer thing.. Which I'm not even going to go into on this post.

Oh hey, did you see someone from Ottawa, Ontario visited our blog?  It's because of the labels I'm telling you.  So I put up a "follow" box just in case anyone wants to follow us and the fascinating lives we lead, and we so do lead fascinating lives!  Maybe someone will read it and give us our own sitcom... We should have our own cable show!  We should be totally opinionated people watchers of the famous and not so famous and/or not at all famous and then we can just kick back and critique them or comment on something they've said or their hair, outfits.. Give them kudos when they deserve it.. Like Tiger Woods.. Despite the fact that he's a loser fuck around, money or not, I still give him kudos for not laying one hand on his wife while she was beating the shit out of him, maybe it was the fact that somewhere underneath his lying cheating loser fuck around ass, there lies a gentleman or maybe it was because he knew she'd fucking kill him.. Whatever his reasoning, and he doesn't seem to have much lately, kudos for not hitting a woman.

On that note my dear bestest friend in the whole wide wide world....... I'm outta' here!

I love you!
BFF