SHOPPING DAY, HOUSE CLEANING..

ANOTHER DUMBASS MOMENT:  I almost ate a button thinking it was a peanutbutter Ritzbitz!!!!

MOST DISGUSTING MOMENT OF THE DAY:  Having to go pee after son #2 just dropped a corpse in the toilet and then having a coughing spasm whilst sitting amongst the corpse stench having to suck said stench into my lungs in an attempt to fucking breathe! - I nearly vomitted.

DUMBASS MOMENT OF THE DAY:  Laying down for a nap, waking up a couple of hours later and seeing the same bubbles and dishes in the kitchen sink that I meant to get to before I fell asleep and thinking, wow, either time stood still in our kitchen sink or that's some damn good dish liquid! - It was neither.  Son #2 had just re-ran the water because it had gone cold..

Dear Carol,
Good Morning!  #3 son woke me up this morning to hitch a ride to school.  Actually, he wasn't trying to hitch a ride, he was telling me that he woke up late because he didn't hear his alarm.  I told him to go start the car because that's his job when he wants a ride to school, the car has to be warm and windows defrosted.  Then he says, "but I'm not even dressed yet and it's 20 til."  To which I say, "well then you better go get dressed and start the car."  He schleps away and it's only as we're pulling out of the driveway that the ulterior motive of the whole "let's wake up Mom and tell her I over slept," comes out... Today is their last day to be in school before Thanksgiving break!  He didn't want to go because, and I quote, "we're not gonna' be doing anything anyway, even the teachers said we're not gonna' be doing anything."  Interestingly enough he says this every time I ask about homework or how sick he is reeeaaallly.  Anymore unless he's running a fever and projectile vomiting he goes to school.  A couple of weeks ago tho I did have a teacher call me and tell me to keep him home because he was having coughing fits in school and running to the bathroom every 5 minutes to blow his nose.  In any event, he woke me up!  His saving grace today was that I have to go to the grocery store and finish my Thanksgiving shopping otherwise his head would be on the chopping block trust you me!

So, the start to my day?  High tailing it to "Glen's" to shop and then coming home to clean house, bake and decorate the Christmas tree.  The rest of the men folk will be hanging lights outside! - Tis the season!
BFF